GRETTA'S WORLD
Episode Guide
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Episode 1:
Porno-No-More-O

After a tiresome week at work, Gretta is ready to relax with a nice glass of wine and the latest issue of the adult magazine "Guys With Thick Thighs". 

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Episode 2:
Thou Shall Not Steal $300 Dollars

What luck!  While walking through a local dollar store Gretta finds a wallet with $300 cash inside. Tempted to use the cash within to buy some  expensive jewelry and other high-priced items, Sister Edith attempts to teach  Gretta a lesson about stealing.

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Episode 03:
Just a Little "White" Lie

Gretta calls her boss and pretends to be sick so that she can spend the weekend in Atlantic City. When Sister Edith confronts Gretta on her lying, Gretta  strategically plans to go to confession just as soon as she's gotten back from her long weekend of beach, gambling, boys, and booze.

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Episode 04:
Jesus Said To Forgive 490 Times

Gretta is in the midst of a text messaging war with her now "ex" best friend Gladys over a work-related situation. She vows to never forgive Gladys. But Sister reminds Gretta of the Lord's call for mercy and forgiveness amongst those
who are His. But when Gretta does the math ("70 times 7" - Matthew 18:22), it  just doesn't add up.

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Episode 05:
It's More Than A Dirty Forehead

It's Ash Wednesday and Gretta has just received her ashes. Clearly upset by her sudden "dirty forehead" she is tempted to run into the bathroom to wash them off. Sister Edith helps Gretta to understand the meaning of the ashes.

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Episode 06:
Save It For The Honeymoon

Gretta's boyfriend invites her over for a romantic weekend. But before Gretta can pack her toothbrush, Sister Edith reminds her of the Catholic Church's teachings on premarital sex. But will it be enough to convince Gretta to save
herself for marriage?

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Episode 07:
What a Juicy Piece of Gossip

Gretta gets caught by Sister Edith gossiping about her boss's alleged love affairs with a big-busted intern and the stock boy.

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Episode 08:
Give Me My Klucky's!

Eating meat on Fridays during Lent is a sin, according to Catholic Church teachings. But is Gretta concerned about that? Not when it gets in the way of her enjoying her favorite meal, Klucky's Fried Chicken. Can Sister Edith  convince Gretta that one meal is not worth the risk of losing Heaven?

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Episode 09:
Too Hung Over for Church

After a hard night of partying with her boyfriend, Gretta finds out the hard way that missing mass just isn't going to cut it with Sister Edith.

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Episode 10:
A Marriage Blessed by Elvis

Blinded by love, Gretta agrees to throw her religious values aside in order to run away to Vegas with her hot boyfriend, Biff the Beefcake, to get married in a cheap casino chapel by an Elvis Presley impersonator.

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Episode 11:
The Passion of the Christ

Gretta mistakes Mel Gibson's "Passion of the Christ" movie for a love story. Though it doesn't quite meet the definition of "passion" that Gretta had in mind, Sister Edith is able to show Gretta how the movie really is a love story.

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Episode 12:
That Place Called Hell

Gretta's convinced that Hell doesn't exist. And even if it does, she's "insured" and guaranteed salvation.

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Episode 13:
The Incredible Life of Richard Simmons

Gretta is devastated that her friend has chosen to go to Confession instead of the "Incredible Life of Richard Simmons" theater show.

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Episode 14:
Five Dollars & A Homeless Man

When Gretta gives a homeless man $5 dollars she does more than just pat herself on the back, she tells the world about her good deed. Can Sister Edith teach her a little humility?

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Episode 15:
Madonna With Rosary Beads

Gretta is grooving to some popular Madonna tunes while wearing rosary beads, which is a sacrilege (misuse of a sacred object).

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Episode 16:
Justin Bieber In A Box

Gretta receives a statue of St. Francis for her birthday. Afraid that she will offend God in accepting it (statue worshipping), she rejects the gift.

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Episode 19:
A Nun's Life

Gretta's thinks the life of a nun is all pray and no work... until Sister Edith
gives her a taste of reality.

Episode 17:
Poor Gladys Is Doomed to Hell

After her friend Gladys misses mass to help people in need, Gretta fears that she Gladys has just doomed herself to Hell. Sister Edith teaches Gretta the difference between the "letter" of the Law and the "spirit" of the Law.

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Episode 20:
Season Finale: Bloopers

Bloopers and outtakes from Season 1 of Gretta's World.

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Episode 18:
No Mother For Mother's Day

While Mother's Day is a joyful celebration of many people, it is a sad occasion for many others. The important thing to remember is, whether your earthly mom is still with you here on Earth or not, our Blessed Mother is always with us.

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Episode 21:
Does Sin Hurt God?

Gretta stands corrected when she assumes that the purpose of Confession is to sin as much as you want.

Episode 22:
Why Does the Church Object to Gay Marriage?

Gretta doesn't understand why the Church condemns marriage between members of the same sex.

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